Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Meet The Scout

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Friday, April 18th, 2008

My Favorite Games Ever

A thread on Otakubooty was asking what your favorite 10 games were, with 3 honorable mentions. You don’t really ask game designers what their favorite games are, just like you don’t ask film school kids what their favorite moves are. But if I had to start with some, I’d start with these.

Herzog Zwei
Shadowrun for the Genesis
Fallout
Bioforge
River City Ransom
Team Fortress 2
Battlefield 2142
Xenophobe
Half Life
Sam & Max Hit the Road
Bloody Roar
Portal
X-Com: UFO Defense
Mario Paint
SSX Tricky
Actraiser
Fantasy Zone
X-Wing
Dune 2
Command and Conquer
Sim City for Super Nintendo
Edit: MASTERS OF MAGIC!
Edit: Duke Nukem 3D

I’ll be adding to this as I can remember them, as well as possibly elaborating on why.

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Friday, April 11th, 2008

Fallout 3 Collectors Edition

OMG. OMG. OMG.

# Fallout 3: From the creators of the award-winning Oblivion comes one of the most realized game worlds ever created. Create any kind of character you want and explore the open wastes of post-apocalyptic Washington, D.C. Every minute is a fight for survival as you encounter Super Mutants, Ghouls, Raiders, and other dangers of the Wasteland. Prepare for the future.
# Vault Boy Bobblehead: Enjoy your very own Vault Boy with this collector’s item direct from Vault-Tec.
# The Art of Fallout 3: This hardcover book features nearly 100 pages of never-before seen concept art and commentary from Bethesda Game Studios artists.
# The Making of Fallout 3: Get an exclusive, inside look at Bethesda Game Studios and the team behind the game with this special DVD.
# Vault-Tec Lunch Box: The entire package comes in a fully customized metal lunchbox.

DO WANT DO WANT

Gamestop.com - Buy Fallout 3 Collectors Edition - PC

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Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Ulli’s Roy Orbison in Cling-film site

Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

One of my favorite classic internets.

Ulli’s Roy Orbison in Cling-film site

Check out the song here.

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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Freakazoid! DVD news: Season 1 Announced | TVShowsOnDVD.com

Freakazoid! DVD news: Season 1 Announced | TVShowsOnDVD.com

FREAKAZOID SEASON 1 ON DVDVDVDVDVDVDVDVDVDDV!!!!!!!! 14 EPISODES!!!

Freakazoid is my favorite cartoon, ever. It even has candlejack as the seco

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The Escapist : Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

I have so, so much bromance for Yahtzee. I took a trip to his site today to see the latest Zero Punctuation, and I found his second most recent post defending his stance as to why he hates the webcomic Control-Alt-Delete.

I’m kind of torn, I don’t want to copy/paste the entire essay but he currently offers no way to directly link to ‘just the post’ in question.

I think I would hate it if someone did this to something I wrote, without giving me lots of credit, because people are stupid, so I won’t. I’ll just point you vaguely to it right now:

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/ - specifically the post titled ‘23/3/08: You Cad

But read this fucking poetry:

You see, I have this theory that the internet is causing a general mediocritisation of human culture, because you can put pretty much any piece of work on the internet and no matter how hugely it sucks dolphin jizz you’ll find some dick who’s prepared to tell you it’s brilliant. This is the principle on which Deviantart appears to be founded.

OH MY GOD, IT’s SO TRUE. I’ve felt this exact thing for a very long time. My god. My take on it has always been more that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE will like what you make, if you put it online. This was the case eight years ago at least, I’d argue that it’s probably harder to find stuff online now, now that there is such a glut of content out there. Your stuff either needs to stand out or just simply be promoted effectively, but again, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE will like your stuff. No matter how obscure, secular, or just simply bad it is, someone will like or at the very least appreciate your work. If I were to redraw the entirety of the Star Wars movies using stick figures, the site would get thousands of hits.

But the cruellest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn’t. It gives them no incentive to improve or try new things, which a creative person must always strive to do. And it tends to foster the kind of monstrous egos the webcomic sphere grows like mushrooms in the shit-spattered dark. Tim Buckley of Ctrl-Alt-Del is notorious for having a zero tolerance for any criticism, constructive or otherwise, often deleting it unregarded from his forums, or declaring them invalid for half-baked reasons. It seems blanket praise has already done its damage to this fevered ego.

Again, just to be clear, I did not write this amazing poetry, I’m simply citing it and passing it along for you to understand how amazing Yahtzee is. The bolded part is the like first cardinal rule of ‘art school.’ When you go get formal art training, THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS SPEND A YEAR BEING CRITICIZED, but also learning how to critique other people. This skill is just as important as learning how to draw, because as Yahtzee so eloquently pointed out, YOU WILL NOT GROW AS AN ARTIST IF YOU ARE UNAWARE OR UNABLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT GROWTH IS NEEDED.

He goes on to speak about how exactly to form comedy, explaining simple punchline examples, and showing exactly how CAD fails in regards to these seemingly simple elements. I can quote every passage and comment but I’ll let you go and read it yourself.

haha, I am just getting frustrated because I’m starting to see things materialize in front of me; mostly things that I feel very strongly about, and seeing other people elaborate and very eloquently ’say.’ I want to share this stuff with the world but I don’t know how.

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Monday, March 31st, 2008

April Fools Internet Watch ‘08!

April Fools is my favoritest day on the internet. I’ll keep track of all the april foolery on the internet here.

An awesome remake of an awesome game:
http://www.i-mockery.com/

Finally drawing his comic correctly:
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/blog/?p=299

All of the featured videos link to one video:
http://www.youtube.com/

Custom Time:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html

Virgle:
http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

Google Sky:
http://earth.google.com/sky/skyedu.html

Wake Up:
http://www.google.com/googlecalendar/new_wakeup.html

Wowhead = Thottbot:
http://wowhead.com/ (http://thottbot.com/)

WTF Webcomics:
http://www.qwantz.com/ vs. http://www.xkcd.com/ vs. http://www.questionablecontent.net/

WTF SPACE:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080331/sc_space/spaceradiationtoodeadlyformarsmission

Some awesome new products:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/

MOUSE OVER THE RIGHTMOST PUNK ROCK TALENT TREE ICON!!!!!
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml

I choked on my ramen watching the trailer:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/

Diablo Loop Pinata:
http://www.blizzard.com/us/diablo2exp/pinata.html

Tauren Marine:
http://www.starcraft2.com/features/terran/taurenmarine.xml

A refocus of effort on a new MMO:
http://www.wowinsider.com/

Livejournal hires a new employee:
http://news.livejournal.com/107460.html

Everyone in DA lieks mudkips:
http://herduliek.deviantart.com/

YTMND closes it’s doors.
http://ytmnd.com/

Poogrounds
http://www.newgrounds.com/

Flying Penguins:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/01/npenguin101.xml

Zelda Movie:
http://movies.ign.com/dor/articles/863515/legend-of-zelda-movie-trailer/videos/legendofzelda_filmtrailer_040108.html

This is fantastic, they rip on control-alt-delete
http://www.vgcats.com/

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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Break My Stride - MATTHEW WILDER

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Friday, March 14th, 2008

OMG BLOODBOWL!

OOMG OMG OMG OMG!@!!

The game offers two game modes. The first, which is fully real time, offers a spectacular gameplay. Intense battles between blocking linemen and daring displays of agility of players leaping and dodging through opponents tackle zones, while powerful spells and dirty trick special plays are unleashed across the pitch; all this creates a highly charged atmosphere. Of course, since it is sometimes difficult to keep an eye on the entire field at once, the game’s interface offers different tactical and strategic setups, while the AI is responsible for managing the players on the field.

The second game mode, an actual turn-based game, is a treat for players of the original board game because it is an exact replica of Games Workshop’s tabletop masterpiece. The original rules have been faithfully reproduced, and it contains all of the devices, strategies, play and rhythm of the original game.

OH GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

I’m not a purist usually but the board game was so much fun. I played it so much with my one friend that we knew the rules like the backs of our hands and we could play a game really quickly. I’ve always liked boardgame adaptations of games, as closely as possible, because it just means you can play the game without consulting the rules. Nothing can ever replace the tactile enjoyment of moving pieces along a table but if it makes the game more appealing to play with other people then sign me up. The fact that we can play BOTH with this makes me feel like the blastoise kid plus a little N64 kid. Go find the youtubes yourself pls.

Edit: DUHH HOW ABOUT A LINK:
http://www.bloodbowl-game.com/

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Monday, January 21st, 2008

Cloverfield

I really liked it. I also really liked Blair Witch Project. I really, really liked that we paid money to see really bad ‘cinematography,’ and I’m not being sarcastic. I really enjoy and appreciate people even attempting to tell stories in other ways then most people are used to.

After-credits spoiler warning…

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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Ulillillia

True or otherwise, I read that this dude basically was raised in a room and home schooled and doesn’t really do much other then sit in his basement and do stuff on the internet. I believe he has some sort of Aspergers Syndrome or something as well. In other words, this is someone who’s been raised by the internet. Eccentric, but honest. He also has a YouTube channel here where he posts some surprisingly helpful game tips for leveling quickly in games that require leveling.

Ulillillia City - version 6.1

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Friday, December 21st, 2007

Happy .

ApertureScience

so much love.

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Friday, December 14th, 2007

The Valve Store

The Valve Store

OMG.

THEY RESTOCKED THE HEADCRAB PLUSHIES AND HATS.
THEY HAVE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBES.
THEY HAVE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE FUZZY DICE FOR YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
AND COFFEE MUGS.

OMG.

I bought the entire store.

I shat.

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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Portal Still alive 8bit

Not bad, it gets kinda mussed up with some random game sound effects but pretty snazzy.

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Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Team Fortress Bunch!

This made me lol really hard.

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Thursday, October 25th, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OK I MISS YOU OK I LOVE YOU OK BYE.

mad props

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Monday, October 22nd, 2007

HAHAH thanks Oizys!

SCION OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

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Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

This week, Yahtzee opens the Orange Box.

oh my god
I’ve not played Ep2 yet, I love TF2, but his review of Portal is so amazing I was in tears. I laughed so hard. Ball-tightenly amazing.

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Friday, October 12th, 2007

Portal: I beat it, also some cool files to download

I just beat Portal. Spoiler Warning, don’t click.

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Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Orange Box Burning Up With A 98

As reviews for Valve’s Orange Box come pouring in, Metacritic tracks it at a whopping 98 average score (so far), trouncing both Bioshock and Halo 3.

You know that 2% is some guy posting on some forum saying “OMG PRYOS R OVERPOWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Grats to Valve and Gabe, I love you guys so much, please marry me.

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