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Evilzug - Encyclopedia Dramatica Evilzug is like the George Costanza of the internets in that they both did something great at least 100 years ago but have since failed to produce any lulz whatsoever in anything they do. Evilzug has slowly descended over the years from the creator of one of the greatest flash videos ever made before that medium was taken over by furfags and otaku basement dwellers to actually creating and working for neopets, which is the internets equivalent of lounge singing.
Holy cow. Stung a bit at first, but it’s all basically true. I WAS FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET AT ONE POINT. If there was an internet convention, I’d be sitting with the equivalent of the old pro wrestlers at conventions who haven’t worked in 10 years and selling my autographs for 20$. I’m flattered that someone has been keeping track of me for as long as this has been, probably 8 or so years now?
Feel free to add and enhance ^_^
Evilzug - Encyclopedia Dramatica
P.S. Thanks for the inspiration =P
Narb:
hahahahaha you got called a fag on the internet |
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Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles”! (PICS) So you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.
A really great but sobering compilation of ‘myspace angles.’ Really, really sobering.
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FAT CAT
Pretend he’s giggling and it’s funny.
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Crazy cat - wants dessert
Give the cat some fucking dessert, you bitch! I bet he shits on your floor now because you’re being a jerk.
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Game Developers Conference 2008: February 18-22, 2008 San Francisco If you are going to attend one industry event in 2008, this is the one. The GDC team has been working hard to create the most exciting and compelling conference yet. Most notably, we have adjusted the timing for the call for papers forward to ensure that we’re presenting you with the most up-to-date topics facing game developers today. You won’t be disappointed.
Fuck. It’s time to think. I hate thinking!
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The History of Lego Zanzibar
Hahha I showed this to a friend and she said “Man, this boy needs a girlfriend.” Homie is all like “When I came back from my first year of college, I finished it.” Really awesome if you’re into legos, though.
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